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Cap'n Jeremy · Aslan Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Posts: 288 Location: Cambridge

Speaking of porcine products, you may have heard this already, but . . .

If you get an e-mail from the Department of Health warning that you can get Swine Flu from tinned pork, you can safely delete it, because it's Spam.
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Gareth · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject:

How did the pig get down from the roof?

The swine-flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

maevans · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:28 pm Post subject:

[sound of pig landing on a crash cymbal]
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katimc · Coriander Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 53

haha that's brilliant Razz

Gareth · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:46 am Post subject:

I don't get it - oink crash, splat, kaping!

I still don't get it, can someone explain?! Confused

maevans · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:53 am Post subject:

Normally when someone makes a really terrible joke, you get a drum roll (normally toms) followed by a crash cymbal.

Rather than write something like badum-dum-tssch (roughly the sound of it) I thought I'd just have my pig land on the kit after it failed to fly off the roof.
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Gareth · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:03 pm Post subject:

Oh like, when 2 elephants and a snake fall off a tall a tall building

maevans · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:51 pm Post subject:

i'm not sure elephants are the best example - I would've thought they made quite a bit of noise landing!
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katimc · Coriander Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 53

it is elephants
it's the classic dire joke of "what do u get when two elephants and a tambourine fall off a skyscraper?" "bo doom ching!"
and gareth, have you never been to a pantomime?

maevans · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:55 pm Post subject:

Dropping an accent cymbal is even better, for the ultimate 'ching' (almost triangle-like!)
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Little Luke · Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:18 pm Post subject:

You can put it into a joke:

Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...

Stephen Evans · Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject:

Nah accent cymbal's don't make a cymbal like sound at all. Something nice like an a custom fast crash

Little Luke · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:26 pm Post subject:

Yeah, you should get out more.

D.Guaky · Guest

you can get these kind of glitches outside of the cheatdevice why not try it and then we could maybe call them easter eggs.

Cap'n Jeremy · Aslan Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Posts: 288 Location: Cambridge

Pardon?

Are you sure you haven't come through a portal from another dimension? Or at least another continent?

While or topics do tend to wander a bit, you seemed to make a bit of a disconnected jump there.
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